it's been a freaking mystery to me why they call society 'civilisation' sometimes. i mean come on, who are we kidding? the only thing civilised about this picture is that the crowd is fully clothed. but that's another story. i don't want to delve too much into the silly tantrums of certain quarters here. i could go blind writing that story to death. no, this is about the sanctity of life.
why do men feel they can justify their cause with blood? why is an innocent life brought into this world, regardless if it's an animal, slaughtered for baseless and futile causes? are we due to be intimidated by the sight of blood, cognitively replacing the cow's head with our own? what did the effing cow do to you? why are animals killed in the sickly process of provocations between men? why the hell am i asking you these questions? cows, pigs, dogs, goats. none of these are spared. ask your neighbourhood money-lender. his name's Larry. he'll tell you a thing or two.
yes, i love all beings (mostly). yes, i'm an animal lover. i can't bear to watch an animal needlessly butchered for no logical reason. it sickens me. (men being butchered is another topic altogether; fun!) but i believe in the Animal Truce. What is 'Animal Truce', you ask? well someday, when i rule this world, i'd want to implement the Animal Truce Act; Section 4, Article 1, which states that all animals are to be spared in the blood of war, in the stamping of feet, and in the rioting of buttwipes. (i'm implementing the word buttwipes as well.)
no animal should suffer for man's cause. period. all these protests with animal bodyparts are yellow-bellied attempts to intimidate other groups and have no place in modern society. leave the goddamn animals alone. use your own head instead.
p.s. i'm running/campaigning for Supreme Leader of the World. my agents tell me they predict a landslide in animal votes. :)
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