Sunday, November 22, 2009

How to Topple A Government (For Dummies)

welcome to a crash course in toppling a world government in 3 easy steps! no extra costs hidden! what extra cost?! there is no cost! its free! all we ask is a little commitment and dedication. you got those? well how bloody excellent. i like to call this the 3P plan. its really an idiot-proof layout which any dummy can follow. let's explore this fascinating concept, shall we?

(i) THE PEOPLE: in any world body or organisation, the single first and foremost entity you should get on your side are the people. if you no got support from the people, then forget about toppling anything.

(ii) THE POLICE: the second important thing you should understand that any authoritarian government only operates through its police force. where else would they get the strength from? you start by obliterating the police force and kicking out its head. once the police are crippled, you should have no difficulty in reaching the executive body unobstructed.

(iii) THE PARLIAMENT: the last piece-de-resistance is marching into parliament with part (i) and without the interference of part (ii). this is the most simplest step of all: just march into parliament and convince the ruling government to GTFO. sounds pretty naive but there you have it.

alternatively, you always convince the people that their leader is involved in some scandal (sexual, preferably). wink wink. that should get the people on your side. then its all downhill from there.

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